Queen - Breakthru

Working in a shop and watching/listening to The General Public never fails to amuse me. Some of the things people do and say... just bizarre. Here are a few more gems to celebrate:

Letters to The General Public in a shopping village

Dear Pervy Old Man,



You've got no chance. Pay attention to who seems to be your long suffering wife instead.

lots of love
...A kick in the nuts,
Emmy xxx

Dear Supermodel-wannabe-who just-glided-past,


I get that you think you're the dogs bollocks, which is why you're wearing a crop top and hotpants in April, but your infected bellybutton ring really isn't sexy.

love, Emmy.
PS. You have eyeliner on your chin.

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And the award for Creepiest Guy at a Shopping Village goes to: the Hannibal Lecter doppelganger who stood outside the shop with a sinister grin on his face for about 10 minutes *shudders*


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